As I pass through this life, may I always be humble, may I never take myself too serious - "a stuffed shirt", may I always appreciate a little bit of the ridiculous, may I always be a two-fisted Clamper when the bottle passes my way, and if I imbibe and can't hold it like a man, may I always be able to pass it to the next Brother, May I never forget the stout-hearted men who settled a great Western wilderness, and the heritage we have today; and may I never fail to appreciate a bit of Western lore.
Monthly meetings will be held at the Moose Lodge in the Helena valley on North Montana ave. Meetings will be held at 7pm sharp on the fourth Friday of every month, unless announced otherwise. Late Clampers will be soundly booed, and possibly tarred and feathered, depending on the mood of our Damn Fool Doorkeeper.
Alex "Big Bear" Tyhurst
A magical dwarf lives within his beard.
Zac "KraqSnayꓘ" Tuomi
Superpower: breastfeeding zoo animals.
Dave "Davo" Rennerfeldt
He actually is a magical dwarf.
Travis "T-Bag" Nelson
You can make it rain, but he will not dance.
Zack "Corn Fed" Weins
He could get any woman in the world with his Donald Trump impression, but he has only ever done it once.
Ron "Bucket Head" King
Don't call him Bucket Head.
Devin "Gato" Felix
Evil twin to the Most Interesting Man in the World.
Justin "Puddin" Knapp
His meatballs are to die for. Literally.
Dustin "Sasshole" Richesin
Half god, half Clamper, all man!
4750 North Montana Avenue, Helena, Montana 59602, United States